Hello friend, it's been 17 months since we last saw each other. I can't say that I have missed you. We parted on good terms, but I can't say i'm happy you've come back to visit. Thanks for staying away awhile so I could enjoy life with my sweet baby for 7 months.
I guess it's for the best---I always felt kind of weird writing October 16, 2008 (lol) under "LMP" at my recent doctor visits.